Fethering 02 (2001) - Death on the Downs Page 11

  “What on earth are you talking about, Irene, my love?”

  “I just don’t think Brian Helling is someone you should rub up the wrong way, Graham. He’s potentially violent.”

  “He’s never threatened you with violence, has he?”

  “No.” For a moment, the eyes of husband and wife interlocked across the table. Graham’s were puzzled, but in Irene’s there was something close to fear.

  Then she looked away to continue her duty as hostess and talk to the man on her right. He was Freddie Pointon, the newcomer to the village whom Carole had seen in the Hare and Hounds the previous Friday. Before they sat down, she had been introduced to him and his large, loud wife, Pam, whose dress vied with Jenny Grant’s for the Christmas tree decoration stakes. The wine, Carole noticed, seemed to have made Pam Pointon even louder. Their conversation about Brian Helling had been a definite moment between Graham and Irene Forbes, though no outsider could judge its resonance within their marriage. After his wife had looked away, Graham slumped back and slightly petulantly continued his demolition of Weldisham’s so-called ‘local writer’.

  “Brian Helling’s all mannerisms and no substance. Always makes me think of that Chesterton line: “The artistic temperament is a disease that afflicts amateurs.” Brian’s that worst of combinations—a layabout and a poseur.”

  “But what’s he actually written?” asked Carole.

  “Oh, plenty. And he still goes on writing it. He once asked me to read a magnum opus of his, and I was foolish enough to say yes. It was quite, quite horrible.”

  “Horrible in what way? The writing?”

  “No. The writing was functional, if not much more. But the subject matter…ugh. It all seemed to involve tying women up, imprisoning them and using them just as bodies on which to practise any number of disgusting tortures. Mutilations, amputations, eviscerations…It was all quite, quite ghastly…”

  “There’s apparently quite a market for that kind of horror stuff.”

  “I can’t imagine what Brian Helling had written having any market outside the inmates of Broadmoor. Anyway, in answer to your enquiry, that’s the kind of stuff he’s actually written. But the more pertinent question is: What’s he actually had published? And the answer to that one is, I’m pretty sure, nothing.”

  “So he just lives on the proceeds of his mother’s pools win, does he?”

  “Something like that,” said Graham Forbes and, almost abruptly, turned to talk to Jenny Grant, who’d become isolated by Irene’s conversation with Freddie Pointon, and looked more forlorn than ever.

  Carole concentrated on her food. It was really excellent—roast pheasant with game chips and all the right trimmings. All the right wines too. The meal had been served by the woman dressed as a waitress, but Graham Forbes had made sure they all knew that Irene had done the cooking. A very English style of menu to be cooked by someone who looks like that, thought Carole, and once again kicked herself for the habit of stereotyping.

  Her eye was caught by a pair of photographs on the dresser the other side of the table. Both were in beautiful frames of Indian silver and both were of weddings. One had clearly been taken in a hot climate and showed Graham, absurdly handsome in a linen suit, looming protectively over Irene. She wore a simple white dress and held a small posy of flowers.

  But the second photograph was the more intriguing. A traditional English wedding with the full panoply of morning dress and bridesmaids is difficult to date precisely, but the quality of the print made this one a lot older than the other. The sharp-featured face of the bride felt distantly familiar to Carole, not familiar as a person she’d actually met might be, but familiar in the way of someone once glimpsed in a television documentary.

  The remarkable fact was that the tall young groom was undoubtedly Graham Forbes.

  At the moment Carole recognized this, it coinciden-tally became a matter of general discussion. Pam Pointon, her minimal inhibitions eroded by wine, called across the table, “So, Graham, I gather you two are in the same boat as we are.”

  He looked up, offended to have had his conversation with Jenny Grant interrupted in this way, but far too well brought up to take issue. “I’m sorry?”

  “I gather from Irene that you’re like Freddie and me.” He looked bewildered. “Second-time-arounders.”

  “Well—”

  “Freddie and I have both been married before, haven’t we, darling?”

  “Yes,” her husband agreed, though at that moment he looked doubtful about the wisdom of his second venture into matrimony. He tried to signal minimal shut-up messages to his wife.

  But Pam either didn’t see them or was too far gone to care. “My first husband was a complete bastard, Freddie’s first wife was a complete cow. What was your first-time-arounder like, Graham?”

  There was an uncomfortable silence. Carole cringed. She felt sure her host was about to say his first wife had died of a lingering illness in tragic circumstances.

  But no. “My first wife,” said Graham Forbes, with considerable dignity, “left me for another man.”

  The silence that followed that was more uncomfortable still. Even Pam Pointon looked momentarily abashed. But another slurp of wine restored her confidence and volubility. “See?” she said. “So yours fits into the ‘complete cow’ category, just like Freddie’s.”

  Graham Forbes fixed her with expressionless brown eyes. “You know nothing about my first wife, so I’d be grateful if you stopped talking about her.”

  There was no ambiguity about this rebuff, and an even longer silence was only prevented by Freddie coming in with an attempt to save some Pointon dignity. He had the look of a man who was by now certain he should have stuck with his first-time-arounder.

  “I must say, Pam and I are really getting to feel like we’ve lived in Weldisham for ever. It just feels so right. You know, when I got off that train from London this evening and felt the country air filling my lungs, I thought to myself, “Freddie, old man, you’ve arrived. This is where you were meant to be.””

  Not an inspired piece of fence-mending, but it served its purpose. Individual conversations restarted. Graham Forbes continued the uphill task of finding a subject of mutual interest with Jenny Grant. Carole couldn’t stop herself from turning to Harry and asking quietly, “Did you know the first Mrs Forbes?”

  “Oh yes. In fact, she was some relation of my wife’s. Aunt, second cousin or something. Jenny comes from one of those local families who’re all related to everyone else. Mind you, I never knew Sheila that well. Moved in different circles from us lot—particularly after she married Graham.”

  “But you saw a lot of her round the village?”

  “Not that much. They were abroad most of the time.”

  “Of course. With Graham’s British Council work.”

  “Right. So they’d just be here for holidays and things. They let the house some of the time. He’d bought it quite early in his career, I think, to have a base in this country. Had private money. Or at least he did then. I don’t think that he’s got much of it left.”

  “And did you know the man who Sheila Forbes ran off with?”

  “No. He was—”

  But further revelations about their host’s private life were prevented by the man himself clapping his hands. “Now, as Barry and the Grants will know, Irene and I have a little custom at our Friday night dinners…”

  Oh God, Carole groaned. Please don’t say it’s going to be party games.

  The threat was quickly removed. “After the main course we do a little revision of the seating plan, so that you all get a chance to speak to everyone.” That old thing, thought Carole, bet they used to do it at all their British Council dinners. “Now, with only eight of us, it does mean a few husbands and wives will end up sitting together, but I’m sure you can cope with that.”

  “Ladies, you’ll be glad to hear you don’t have to move at all. But, gentlemen, I would ask you to pick up your glasses and take the seat fou
r to your right. So, effectively, Harry and Freddie change places, and I change places with…”

  Oh no. I get Barry, thought Carole.

  She did. He sat ingratiatingly beside her, his mouth once again curled into a smile, and set about the serious business of making conversation.

  “So…what are your leisure pursuits, Carole?”

  “Oh, not a lot. Reading, crosswords, taking my dog for walks.”

  “That’s interesting,” said Barry Stillwell.

  NINETEEN

  “But I don’t like him,” Carole objected.

  “You don’t know him. You might find he has likeable qualities when you know him better.”

  “I doubt it, Jude.”

  “Anyway, that’s not the point. Barry Stillwell’s invited you out. You’ve no reason to say no. You’re not attached to anyone. You’re not holding a candle for some unrequited love.”

  Carole blushed.

  “Are you?”

  “No, of course I’m not.”

  “Then why not go out with him? It’s only a dinner, after all.”

  “Yes, but it’s a…” Carole hesitated before she brought out the word ‘date’.

  “You’ve been on dates before.”

  “Not for a long time.”

  Carole tried to think how long. She supposed the last date she had been on was with David, at the stage when they were…What were they doing? “Courting’ didn’t sound the right word. ‘Circling each other warily and both contemplating the possibility of getting married’? Yes, that was about it.

  “Well, you’ve been in restaurants before, Carole. It’s not as if you won’t be able to understand the menu or will start setting fire to the tablecloth.”

  “No, I think I can probably avoid those pitfalls.”

  “Then where’s your problem?”

  Before Carole could begin the catalogue of problems she had about the very thought of going on a date with the solicitor, Jude went on, “You’ve got to do it, because Barry Stillwell probably has a lot of information about the case. And you can pump it out of him.”

  “How? Using my ‘feminine wiles’?”

  “Yes.”

  “I’m afraid, when it came to the handing out ‘feminine wiles’ stage of creation, God was a bit mean to me. Anyway, you talk of a ‘case’. I’m moving round to Ted’s view that there isn’t a ‘case’.”

  “Of course there is. There’s still an unidentified pile of female bones.”

  “Yes, but that’s a case for the police and their forensic pathologists. I meant there isn’t a case that has anything to do with you and me.”

  “You mean you’re not interested?”

  “Of course I’m interested. But I don’t see that it’s our business.”

  “Oh, come on, Carole, if people only concerned themselves with things that were their business, what a very dull world it would be. I want to find out who those bones belonged to. And I want to find out what happened to her.” She fixed Carole with her big brown eyes, less dreamy than usual and more powerful. “As do you.”

  “Yes, all right. I do.”

  “So ring Barry Stillwell back and say yes, you’d love to go out to dinner with him on Thursday.”

  “Very well.” Carole jutted out a rueful lower lip. “Against my better judgement.”

  §

  Early on the Wednesday morning, Carole took Gulliver for his first walk on Fethering Beach since his injury. The dressing had been removed, and he scampered over the shingle and sand like a thing possessed. He snuffled frantically at every piece of flotsam and jetsam, as though determined to find another rusty can on which to cut his paw.

  §

  The tryst was at an Italian restaurant in Worthing, where clearly Barry was known. “Signer Stillwell,” fawned the owner, a helpful visual aid to language students who didn’t understand the meaning of the word ‘oleaginous’.

  “I used to come here a lot,” said Barry, once they were seated, “in happier times…”

  Oh no, thought Carole. Am I going to be treated to the fully grieving widower routine all evening until he finally makes a pounce at the end?

  His next remark did not bode well. “But I haven’t been here much in the last couple of years.” Then, seeming with an effort to pull himself out of introspection, he went on, “You’re looking extremely elegant this evening, Carole.”

  Extremely schoolmistressy, she thought. She’d considered the new Marks & Spencer jumper, but thought the Cambridge Blue might present a misleadingly racy image, so she’d dressed in an almost black navy-blue suit over a white blouse. No, probably she didn’t look like a schoolmistress these days. They all tended to dress down. A personal banking manager, perhaps?

  Barry was wearing another pinstriped suit. For a second Carole entertained the fantasy that every garment he possessed was pinstriped. Maybe he even had pinstriped underwear. She hoped it was not something he was expecting her to check out.

  “You said you used to work in the Home Office…” But, before he could get further into his ‘so tell me about yourself routine, a waiter presented them with menus the size of billboards and Barry Stillwell assumed the mantle of a suave and sophisticated habitue of Worthing’s restaurants.

  “Now, I’m sure we’ll have a drink, Mario. What’s it to be, Carole?”

  “Oh, a dry white wine, thanks.”

  She’d planned to make two glasses last the whole evening, because she had the car with her. Resisting Barry’s offer to pick her up at home, she’d said instinctively that they’d meet at the restaurant. Only after she’d put the phone down did she realize what a snub this had been. So out of practice was she with going on dates that she’d forgotten that picking up the quarry and—more importantly—driving her back home and then maybe ‘coming in for a coffee’ were part of the accepted ritual.

  Still, she didn’t really care about any offence she might have caused. For someone so rusty in courtship procedures, hurrying things would be a bad idea. And the chances of her ever wanting to see Barry Stillwell again after that evening were extremely slender.

  Carole reminded herself of the rationalization for the dinner. She was there simply to get information out of him for the ‘case’ that she and Jude were pursuing. And, in that cause, she might be required to use some ‘feminine wiles’. The idea gave her a charge of guilty excitement. It was like being an undercover agent—certainly not a situation she had been in before.

  Barry made a big deal of the ordering, weighing the virtues of the vitello alia marsala against the saltimbocca alia romana, and constantly telling Carole how good Giorgio the cook was and how eating at this restaurant ‘transports me back to being in Italy, where I spent so many happy times’. Since she’d decided after one glance at the menu to order zuppa di frutti di mare and lasagne con funghi e prosciutto, all this recommendation was a bit superfluous.

  When she gave her order, he tried to persuade her that she really wanted meat or fish as a main course, as though her selecting one of the cheaper items on the menu was in some way an aspersion on his masculinity. Carole, who from an early age had known her own mind, did not change it.

  She concurred with his choice of a Chianti Classico, though warned him that he would have to drink most of it. Barry seemed unworried about going over the limit for driving. When Carole raised the matter, he said, “One of the advantages of being attached to the legal profession is that one does have a lot of dealings with the local police.”

  “Are you saying they’d turn a blind eye if you failed a breathalyser test?”

  She had asked the question in a way that invited staunch denial, but that was not how Barry Stillwell took it. With a smug smile and a tap to his nose, he said, “Ooh, I don’t think it’d get as far as the breathalyser…once they knew who I was.”

  “Really?”

  This time he interpreted her reaction of contempt as one of being impressed. “Oh yes, I’ve got some very useful local contacts, Carole. When you’ve been in Rotary
as long as I have, you tend to know everyone.”

  If he’s capable of misinterpreting my signals so totally, thought Carole, thank God I’m travelling home in my own car.

  “I’m a past president,” he confided modestly.

  “Of what?”

  “Rotary. In Worthing.”

  He left a pause for her awestruck response to this revelation.

  “Goodness,” said Carole. “Really?”

  Then, before he could interrogate her about work at the Home Office and tell her how interesting that sounded, she pitched in. “Charming couple, the Forbeses.”

  “Oh yes. Charming.”

  “Have you known them long?”

  “Quite a while. I’ve acted professionally for Graham since he first moved to the area. I did the conveyancing when he bought the house in Weldisham.”

  Wow, that must have been exciting, thought Carole, because it was the reaction Barry Stillwell’s tone of voice demanded.

  “It’s very gratifying,” he went on, “when clients become friends.”

  “Yes, it must be. So have you continued to do all Graham’s legal work since then?”

  “Oh yes. When you’ve got a good relationship with a client…” Barry Stillwell let out a thin chuckle. “If it ain’t broken, don’t fix it.”

  “Broke,” Carole couldn’t help saying.

  “Sorry?”

  “I think the idiom is, “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.””

  “But that’s not correct English. The past participle of ‘break’ is ‘broken’.”

  “Yes,” Carole agreed, wishing she hadn’t set off up this particular cul-de-sac.

  “I’m very interested in grammar,” said Barry.

  You bloody would be.

  “It’s very interesting.”

  “Yes.” She pressed on. “So did you do Graham’s divorce?”

  “Sorry?”

  “As a lawyer, did you act for Graham when he got divorced from his first wife?”

  “Ah, see what you mean.”

  Was she being hyper-sensitive to detect a slight hesitation in his manner? Maybe the abruptness of her questioning had thrown him.

  “I’ve managed all the legal side of Graham’s life,” Barry concluded smugly.